Freaky time with your code

You know it’s gonna happen.

One day soon we’ll have humany, AI-powered robots.

And, you know we’ll make some smokin’ hot chick version…

And, dudes will hump them.

100% will happen.

I mean we already have people willing to give it a go with sheep (Iowa Hawkeye fans). There’s even a dude who was just arrested for doing the dirty with his pitbull… more than 100 times (Seriously, WTF).

And, you ladies will too. Don’t lie.

Some robot with the face of Brad Pitt and the abs of John Morr– I mean… Channing Tatum. You’ll do it.

But alas my freaky friends…

We have a looooong way to go before we get there.

Most of the humanoid robots you see right now can’t take two steps without falling on their face… and look more like some Alien bastard child than Jessica Alba or Bradley Cooper mechanized.

So, lots of AI-ing and machine learning to do yet.

Sorry.

But, on a serious note… AI is one of those hottest segments in our industry right now. In fact, for the dreamers in the crowd, it’s the area of tech where you can still make a splash. There’s still so much to learn and do…

If you make a contribution…

You could go down as one of the godfathers/mothers of AI.

It could be a nameplate with your name some dude is looking at as he gets down with his little freak-bot. (Technically, that’d be a good thing… even though, it’s kind of a disturbing thought.)

Or, you know… save lives and stuff (blah, blah… boooooring).

That and it’s one of the top-paying jobs in tech.

114K-bones per year on average.

Anyhoo, something to think about in terms of career choices.

An exciting, growing field where you can make bank…

And, be a hero to nerdy dudes for centuries to come.

What’s not to love?

Oh and it’s not some super-advanced thing you can’t learn. You can actually learn it right here. Funny. This dude actually spent 9 years at Amazon and IMDb working on this kind of stuff and can teach it to you. Big words I don’t know like K-Means Clustering, Bayesian Methods, Support Vector Machines, K-Nearest Neighbor and whatnot.

Sounds fancy.

Anyway, if you wanna get into it… go hizl fo shizl: http://johnmorrisonline.com/ai

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JOHN MORRIS

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