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The 5-minute client

I have to make a confession. When I decided to go ahead and create my Cold Email Method course, I actually hadn’t used the method in a few years. It’s one of the reasons I’d held off teaching it. I only like to teach stuff I actually do. And while I HAD used it for years… it had been awhile. But, it worked so well… I really wanted to share it. So, I made a deal with myself. I was going to put it to the test and if it worked just like it had before… then, I’d go ahead

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Cashme on onlyfans, how bow dah?

You remember that chick? Danielle Bregoli or “Bhad Bhabie” as she now calls herself — was on Dr. Phil when she told an audience member: “cash me ousside, how bow dah?” And, for some stupid reason, it went viral. Well, she recently turned 18. Started an OnlyFans. And, made $1 million in just 6 hours. Eh. You ever feel like our society is designed to promote and reward the most awful people on the planet? This chick… all them “Real Housewives” shows — all the most emotionally unstable and mentally weak people we have. Teachers, doctors — all the people

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Let the noobs fight for Upwork clients

I’m obviously a big fan of Upwork. I started my freelance career, in earnest, there. I teach a course on it. I’ve helped tens of thousands of freelancers get started there. It is one of the better ways to get started and get freelance clients. Still… I’m not blind. It’s competitive. And, only gets more competitive as time goes on. And, as more people jump into freelancing. I’ve also NEVER been a fan of putting all your egg in one basket. It’s one of the things I’ve found with freelancers who struggle to get clients consistently. They usually only know

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The next 10 years of hell

Everybody in the room was bawling. Not gonna lie… I was choked up a bit myself. It sounds stupid, but my wife was watching American Idol. It’s such a surreal thing to watch. Everybody social distanced and wearing masks. Judges unable to hug or get close to the singers. No shots of them all crowded backstage. It was a stark reminder of just how much everything has changed. It wasn’t that long ago that Coronavirus hit… but if feels like three lifetimes ago. Anyway, this dude comes on and start singing. And honestly, it wasn’t great. At first, I was

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I can’t stop my daughter from making racist comments

Came across this absolute gem the other day: My 6-year-old daughter has beautiful blond hair and blue eyes. She gets compliments regularly from people on how pretty she is and basks in the attention. She attends a small private school and there is a little boy in her class who is black. He is sweet, well-mannered, and has a great sense of humor. His parents are lovely people. The problem is that over the last two years my daughter has been making comments about people’s skin, particularly addressed to this little boy. These comments are along the lines of, “I

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Your job security is a LIE

Check this out: Across the full sample, 43% of businesses had temporarily closed, and nearly all of these closures were due to COVID-19. On average, the businesses reported having reduced their active employment by 39% since January. The decline was particularly sharp in the Mid-Atlantic region (which includes New York City), where 54% of firms were closed and employment was down by 47%… retail, arts and entertainment, personal services, food services, and hospitality businesses all reporting employment declines exceeding 50%. The above isn’t from some blogger. It’s from the National Academy of Sciences. They conducted a survey of 5,800 small

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How to commie-proof your life and business

Let me make sure my tin foil hat is on tight. Haha. Seriously, though, it’s a wild time we live in. Sometimes, I feel like I live in an alternate reality from some people. We see the exact same things and have two very different interpretations. Take Gina Carano, for example. You probably saw she got fired from Disney for a supposedly “anti-Semitic” tweet she sent out. Have you read it? If not, you should. I have a hard time understanding how that can be considered anti-Semitic. Wrong. A stretch comparing it to today’s political environment. Conspiratorial? I can see

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Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver

I may have been a bit harsh in my last post: These tech CEOs read a book on Steve Jobs and suddenly start prattling on about their vision as if they’re blessing you with some divine intervention from God himself… Haha. Maybe a touch harsh. Lezbehonest, though… it’s kinda true. Some of the guys have good ideas. Most don’t. Almost all of them, though, think their “vision” is all that matters and that the rest of us just “don’t see it” — and they’re “ordaining” us with their wisdom. Yeah okay. Maybe it’s cause I’ve worked with so many of

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Why I just left a 7-figure tech company

You’ll probably think I’m crazy. But, I just walked away from maybe one of the more lucrative gigs I’ve had… at least in terms of future potential. I won’t name names but a 7-figure tech company that was just getting started — and whose product was on the cutting edge of what I think is coming in terms of online education. Even worse… they wanted to me to play a big role in it all. I’d come in like a banshee. Made it clear what I was capable of. And, had them imagining all the ways they could use me.

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Total domination of your clients

She was terrified to f*** with me. Vulgar maybe, but that was just the truth of it. And, it wasn’t because I’m a big ogre of a man. It was because of my huge… audience. 😉 She was a client of mine several years back and we’d had a falling out. I’d caught her talkin’ sh** in an email. And, of course, the thing we were at odds over… she was wrong on. But, clients often think they know everything… or they can treat you like dog crap just because they’re paying you. I’ve always had a “burn the bridges”

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Use your competitors testimonials to sell YOUR services

It happened to by older brother a few years back. The cult of vegan got ahold of him… and suddenly he was an instant expert on all things food and health. :/ I could go on for days about the way they mislead people with outright lies and backwards logic… But, the most annoying one has to be “The China Study”. If you’re ever had a run-in with the cult of vegan you’ve no doubt heard this one. It’s a book by Dr. T. Colin Campbell that touts itself as “The Most Comprehensive Study of Nutrition Ever Conducted..” What it

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3rd-ranked Upworker reveals his secret weapon

This was posted over on LinkedIn by a freelancer named Ahmad: === Got rejected multiple times on Upwork. After being rejected, I started to research freelancing and realized that I was not ready. So, I spent countless hours on YouTube and Skillshare to grasp the maximum knowledge of freelancing and how to dominate it. (Lex DeVille, Josh Burns, and John Morris — Thanks for sharing the valuable content) Today Alhamdulilah, I have completed my first year on Upwork and here are achievement highlights!! – Among Top 10% Mobile App Developers – Among Top 20% Web Developers – At 4th Place

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For PHP scrubs only

For one of my clients… We’re redoing an API and we came across this file, written by a no-longer-employed-with-us developer that was 12,000 lines of code! Now, I hope I don’t have to explain to you how insane that is. Even worse, it wasn’t organized top-to-bottom. So, to read it, you had to jump up and down in the file. Through 12,000 lines of code! I’ve done some dumb things in my coding career — we all do as we learn — but, not quite THAT dumb. In case, it’s things like this that are the “unadvertised bonuses” of my

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A “jedi mind trick”for getting positive reviews and referrals

My name is Johnny and I’m here to… PUMP… YOU UP! Okay really, I was just headed to the gym when I made this video, but whatevs… close enough. Anyhoo, I diiiiid just upload a new video to my fancy-pants mobile app. And, it’s about a little “trick” I use to get clients to give me positive reviews… And referrals. No, it can’t help you if you do a crap job. But, it’s about bringing both up in conversation with your clients in a way that isn’t awkward and douchey… AND creates a Imperial Walker-ton of “Jedi” mind pressure to

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The prostitute principle

This guy I know… Seriously, though… I once read about a technique used by veteran prostitutes to ensure they always get paid. (And before you fire off your angry email, I’m not commenting AT ALL on the industry, either way. Frankly, people can do what they want, in my opinion… but whatever.) It’s quite simple really. They demand payment upfront. Sounds simple enough, but apparently, it was a lesson that had to be learned — and patrons were far less likely to pay after the service than before. Makes sense, but I find a lot of freelancers ignore these words

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The mistake your kids will hate you for

September 5th, 1989. That day changed my life forever. Our little S-10 pickup was struck, on the passenger side, by an oncoming car at 65 mph. We flew 30 feet in air, spun 180 degrees and slammed into the a telephone pole… again, on the passenger side. Where I was sitting. With no seat belt. I was inches from dying both times. We slammed to the ground and my dad, my little brother and I were all thrown from the truck. Oddly enough, I was the least injured. My dad was the worst. He severed part of his spinal cord

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I’m bawling like a baby

I’m watching Criminal Minds on Netflix. Season 7, Episode 10. Jimmy Hall. A Philadelphia boxer whose son is dying and he goes on a killing spree because he doesn’t know how to cope. There’s a scene after they catch him. His son is dying. And they let him in to see him. And, he tells his son it’s okay to let go. That letting go doesn’t make you a quitter. It just means, in that moment, you gave it your best — and it’s just time to let go and move on. And then as he tell his son he

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Bully your way into a client’s wallet

Another lesson learned in the windy sand dunes of Iraq. The day I arrived on base (I was about 30 days behind everyone else because I had to stay in Kuwait and load all our equipment on the convoys taking them to Iraq)… I had been there less than 5 minutes. And my platoon sergeant said… “Hey, glad you made it safe. So, here’s the deal… you’re now a squad leader. And, you’re also going to be our supply warehouse NCOIC (the guy in charge).” Uh… whaaaaat? I went from regular ol’ grunt to suddenly in charge of the most

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Let me talk dirty to you

Welcome to “JMO After Dark”… Just messin’. I was laying in bed, last night, and was thinking about you. Well, an experience I had with a client early in the day that I thought would make for a good lesson for you. Another simple thing to make clients love you. Want to put you on retainer. Tell their friends to hire you. And, pay you more to keep you around. But, it was like 1am and the fam was asleep, so I had to whisper and the video is well… pitch black. If that rustles your jimmies, this won’t be

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Shoot. Move. Get more clients

Got a quickie for you, today. No… not that kind, dirty mind. A little vid-yo I put together on a simple little freelance secret I learned back in my G.I. Joe days. A new client of mind reminded me of it and I wanted to share it with you. It’s one of those simple little secrets… That I’ve used for years to get (and keep) monthly retainer clients. Anyway, it’s waiting for you in the app. Link is here: https://learnistic.me/37PB. If you don’t have the app, yet… that link will walk you through installing it. Later, Good Johnny Idea Engine

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The simple secrets to high-paying freelance clients

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